So, what do you think other people would think of you if you made up your own language?  What kind of weird stares do you get when you say something that no one else understands?  Worse is when you say something that doesn't make sense to other people, but is still a real word.  Do you even have any idea what I'm talking about?
    What is a do-devil, or fairback for that matter?  And how can someone bottleneck?  Want to guess?  Here's how.  One day I was driving home from work when I saw a funny looking thing on the sidewalk.  I swore it was the hunchback of Notre Dame, but alas it was only someone in the rain with an umbrella bending over or something.  Who really knows though.  I still think it was a hunchback.  When I got home I wasn't paying much attention and so I told my mom what I saw and then said how I was bottlenecking to see it. 
    "What?  Don't you mean rubbernecking?"
    Yeah, thats what I meant to say.  Actually that is what I said, right?  No.  Somehow it didn't come out right.  After everyone in the house stopped laughing at me it just sort of stuck.  No one would let me forget it.  Now I say it knowing what it means, but then again, what it means to me.  I use my definition.  Its more fun.
    Now thats just fine, but never say it to your boyfriend at K Mart to loud or the people in the aisle with you look at you like you can't speak English.
    So, fairback then.  Same thing, well a little.  Have you ever heard "Payback is fair play" or something like that.  Shorten it down by most of it except back and fair.  Then switch the order.   No, it doesn't need to make sense.  Isn't that the point of making your own language.   But then again back fair would sound stupid.  Although considering...
    Not that I tried.  It just slipped.  Like a do-devil.  I personally love that word.  I have no idea why.  I use it in place of a noun.  Almost any noun.  OK, no, only a thing, not a person or a place.  But I bet if you tried real hard...
    I have no idea where it came from.  One day I just realized I was saying it.  But it sounded cute.  Imagine a do-devil.  They sound like maybe, pink cuddly bears with buttons for eyes holding little bouquets of blue flowers.  And that smile could melt a polar ice cap.
    That is more like a nightmare, but really I did like how the word sounded.
    I swore I heard something like it once.  It wasn't a do-devil but a go-devil.  It was from a book I think.  Stephen King?
    I have no idea what book it was or even if it was a book or a short story.  But it was about this fast little car and the woman who owns it drives around through the back roads.  Thats all I can remember.  Not very helpful.  Yeah, I know.
    Anyway the point it the next time you hear someone say something like "I was bottlenecking to see that do-devil over there" just remember: its not easy to make no sense at all.