Top 10 Signs You’re Addicted To Making Money Online
- By Tony Smith
- Published 04/9/2008
Tony Smith
Freelance writer Tony Smith lives in Boothwyn, Pennsylvania with his partner and their politely demanding beagle Molly. Other than Molly, his one true love is Flashes In The Dark
1. You spend more time visiting sites like StumbleUpon Exchange and Digg than you do updating your own blog.
2. You think people on MySpace are nothing but amateurs.
3. You actually know who John Chow and Shoemoney are and you care about them deeply.
4. You frequently Google your own sites just to see where you pop up in the search
results.
5. You’ve spent fives times more money on eBooks about how to make money online than your blog has earned in its lifetime.
6. You no longer think of surfing the web as fun, it’s now an “investment.”
7. You can recite, from memory, the top 5 Bloggers online and what they made last month.
8. You own more domain names than you do socks.
9. You include “high page rank” as one of your turn-ons on dating sites.
10. You check our AdSense account more frequently than your voicemail.
2. You think people on MySpace are nothing but amateurs.
3. You actually know who John Chow and Shoemoney are and you care about them deeply.
4. You frequently Google your own sites just to see where you pop up in the search
5. You’ve spent fives times more money on eBooks about how to make money online than your blog has earned in its lifetime.
6. You no longer think of surfing the web as fun, it’s now an “investment.”
7. You can recite, from memory, the top 5 Bloggers online and what they made last month.
8. You own more domain names than you do socks.
9. You include “high page rank” as one of your turn-ons on dating sites.
10. You check our AdSense account more frequently than your voicemail.
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4 Responses to "Top 10 Signs You’re Addicted To Making Money Online" 
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said this on 01 Oct 2008 6:05:15 PM EDT
LMAO.....I cant help but laugh every time I read this article!
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said this on 01 Oct 2008 4:16:45 PM EDT
Ha ha, I was chuckling as I read this--especially the part about AdSense and John Chow.
Let's face it, the thought of wringing money from our computers is addicting!! Now, I really must go call John and check my AdSense . . . |
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said this on 09 Apr 2008 5:19:46 PM EDT
11. ...I must be addicted, I finally understand that an "Alexa Ranking" doesn't have anything to do with a hot chick called Alexa.
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said this on 17 Jun 2008 6:04:19 AM EDT
Wow, I've only been trying to blog for profit for about 25 hours now, but man, it is an addiction. Because that's all I've been doing for 25 hours. You think I'm kidding? My laptop is burning my fingertips. Now, I need to go find out what that Alexa thing is and how I get it.
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