If I could make my own t-shirt
- By Jenni Hammitt
- Published 03/27/2008
Jenni Hammitt
Jennifer Hammitt is an Ohio native transplanted to Indianapolis. Jennifer currently lives int Indiana's capital with her four birds. She works in the education sector and is a freelance writer for several websites including Associated Content and Rain Tiger. She also has a novel and novella published through lulu.com.
Sayings I Would Put On A T-Shirt
Current mood: 
sleepy
It is Thursday...we are almost though the work week...I figured something quasi-funny would be in order. Here are my Top Ten Sayings that should be put on a t-shirt (Minus: We are on Social ...)
1) If it weren’t for the gutter...my mind would be homeless
2) Stop Being Taller Than Me
3) Paddle Faster! I Hear Banjos!
4) I’m Not Like Other Girls
5) I’m Smiling. That alone sould scare you.
6) Screw being a princess. I want to be a vampire.
7) Let’s pretend you’re useful
8) Grammar...Heard of it?
9) Careful or you will end up in my novel
10) Please, step away from the introvert.
