Worst Songs Ever
- By A. Elizabeth Brown
- Published 02/28/2008
A. Elizabeth Brown
Anne E. Brown tends to see the world from an overactive imagination fueled by voracious and uninhibited reading from an early age.
"Achy, Breaky Heart" Billy Ray Cirus
Not only is it utter refuse, it's insipid tune sticks in the head worse than the most mindless jingle. If an evil overlord wanted to take over the world, he could start washing the public intelligence with this drivel.
"Honky Tonk Be-Donky-Donk"
This one's unspeakable. The thought that a grown man (presumably) would stoop to not only allowing said syllables from his lips, but to mass-market this affront to basic human dignity is a loogy in the collective face of humanity.
Not only is it utter refuse, it's insipid tune sticks in the head worse than the most mindless jingle. If an evil overlord wanted to take over the world, he could start washing the public intelligence with this drivel.
"Honky Tonk Be-Donky-Donk"
This one's unspeakable. The thought that a grown man (presumably) would stoop to not only allowing said syllables from his lips, but to mass-market this affront to basic human dignity is a loogy in the collective face of humanity.
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2 Responses to "Worst Songs Ever " 
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said this on 28 Feb 2008 3:03:24 PM EDT
yeah! it's not like in MY day when songs made sense! Like "there she was just a walkin down the street / singin Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do........:)
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said this on 28 Feb 2008 8:37:32 PM EDT
You forgot about the Witch Doctor ooooooeeeeeooooowahwah ting tang walla walla bing bang. I'm sure I could think of others also given enough time.
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