Benedicta Onyero Droese
This stay-at-home mother of three young children is pretty much a 'Jack of many trades' who likes to dabble in subbing, freelancing, designing and blogging
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Blogs by this Author
To Write or Not to Write...
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 02/11/2009
...in Cursive?“My friends,” (If I may snag that famous cheesy 'pumper-upper' of Senator John McCain's), this is the question of the day! This is also a question that was tossed out by my...
Previously on 24...
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 02/7/2008
Last year, the 2-hour premiere of ‘24’ a high octane, hair raising, bone chilling, adrenaline driven, 007ish, hit TV show kicked off the season with a big bang. As usual. Jack is back an...
The Fine Art of Crying on Demand
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 01/17/2008
Does anyone remember Amber? You know, that chica from ‘Big Brother 8’ who seemed to boo hoo all the time about everything? Well, when it comes to the fine art of crying on demand, I k...
Is Your Picky Eater Driving You Round the Bend?
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 01/14/2008
Odds are, you’re not alone! Although no one can say for sure if picky eating in children is an inherent trait or an acquired habit. Nonetheless, many experts agree that “when it comes to...
Hot Rod:A Poor Imitation of Napoleon Dynamite!
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 01/11/2008
Looking for a cool flick for the weekend? Whatever you do, steer clear of Hot Rod!Fifteen minutes into watching this movie, I found myself getting a bit irritated. Each time I glanced at my husband, h...
Garbage, Garbage, Everywhere!
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 01/10/2008
I am angry. I am appalled. Angry at those low-class scumbags who continue to adorn grassy areas of highway medians, sidewalks, and other public areas with soda cans, beer bottles, cigarette butts, fas...
Tale of the Biohazard Stink Bomb
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 01/8/2008
There are times when we hear a story that makes our sides hurt from laughing. And while we’re busy “rotf” laughing our backsides off, we’re thinking, “thank goodness it d...
Let Your Yes, be Yes...
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 01/7/2008
While I was busy folding some clothes in the laundry room, my 5-year-old walks in and blurts, “Mom, guess what word I hate the most?” “I don’t know.” I reply. “What...
I Need Money for a $ex Change
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 01/4/2008
Every now and then, in most uncensored message boards, an unfamiliar poster stumbles in to start a totally outrageous thread. At times these posts are crude, derogatory, outside the norm, or downright...
The Fine Line Between Eating and Snacking
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 01/2/2008
For the past few weeks, I must admit that my attempt to bribe, coerce, or trick the children into eating more high fiber or whole grain breakfast seems to be counter productive. It better be General...
A Special Year 2008 Wish for Irresponsible Dog Owners
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 12/31/2007
Did you know that pet waste left on sidewalks, yards, streets and other places can be transported by rainwater via storm drains into streams, lakes, rivers and other waterways? Did you know that doggi...
Why Married Men Wank According to Survey...
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 12/28/2007
Not too long ago, a multiple choice census was conducted on my pilot blog to shed some light on this truly sensitive phenomenon; particularly among married men. Well, the votes are in and the polls d...
Why Would a Married Man Rather Masturbate?
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 12/10/2007
Picture this…
A father. A husband. A successful business entrepreneur. A community spokesperson. Sitting behind his pc screen, wanking his monkey like there‘s no tomorrow...I’m as...
Murder for Hire
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 12/6/2007
October 9th, 2007, was a pretty darn good day in my household. The kids didn't strangle each other! I didn't have to scream at anyone to pick up. I didn't even have to confiscate my...
Attention Bloggers! Auctionads Wants You!!
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 10/5/2007
Are you looking for ways to increase your online revenue? Are you willing to display live eBay bids on your blog? All you have to do is moosie on over to Auctionads to sign up to become an Auctionad...
Can You Say Blogsvertise?
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 10/3/2007
Are you a Blogger? Would you like to review or simply mention websites products and services in your blog and get paid for it? If I told you that Blogsvertise does not turn you down because your blo...
Feedback-Ads by Google Vs. Referral Ads...
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 10/2/2007
...would anyone happen to know if the monetization benefit of both outweighs adsense by content?P.S. Lately, I've also been noticing "Feedback-Ads by Google," on the leaderboard of some sites that t...
My List of Things to do Today
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 09/11/2007
I wanna talk about me, I wanna talk I, I wanna talk about number one, oh my, me, my. …as much as I love Toby Keith, “My List of Things to do Today” blog has absolutely nothing, let...
Use it or Lose it!
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 09/8/2007
Clichés, ahhhhhhhh…you gotta love them. “Use it or loose it” is one that gets tossed around quite a bit in my household for good reason. I want my children to understand this ...
Why 100% is the Most Important Percentage
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 08/23/2007
Imagine this… A 99.9% quality commitment in the following work situations would translate to… • 50 newborn babies dropped at birth by doctors Every Day • 20,000 incorrectly f...
Critical Assignment: Operation M.R.S Dumbo
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 08/22/2007
This is an excerpt from an action/mystery project in progress...I had never dreamed that it could ever happen to me. No way in heaven or hell, I believed. At least, not until that phone call. The vo...
A Case of the Missing Nuts
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 08/21/2007
My husband and I are arguing about who ate the last handful of my favorite dry roasted, unsalted, whole cashews. “I didn’t do it,” he says. “Really, who then?” I sneer...
It's a Great Day to be Alive...
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 08/20/2007
Not to worry, I'm not about to start break dancing to that country hit by Travis Tritt. Earlier this morning an email from an old friend (whom I had not seen in over two decades) brought a few...
Under Attack by a Trojan Virus!
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 08/17/2007
Okay, I'm sure I could probably snag first place in that "Most Technically Challenged Chick Of The Year" contest without even competing. This is why I am asking for your help. As I write thi...
Between Papa John's Pizza & Disney World
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 08/16/2007
If my 5-year-old daughter had a priority list, I think it would look like…
"1. I love Daddy
2. I love Pizza
3. I love Disney World”
A few days ago, she blurts, “Mom, I d...
The Day I Goofed About the Tooth-Fairy!
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 08/15/2007
The day my 7-year-old daughter finally lost her first tooth, was the day she discovered cloud nine. Not only was she ecstatic about her tooth, she was convinced she was about to start raking in som...
I Think Google Hates Me!
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 08/14/2007
Okay, let me be the first to admit that I am seriously...technically challenged! Don't ask me about PPC adds . Don't ask me about RSS Feeds. Don't even ask me about my website editor...
A Little White Lie Goes a Long Way...
- By Benedicta Onyero Droese
- Published 08/13/2007
My husband and I were on our way back from an evening stroll, when we noticed a man walking away from our front door. "May we help you?" I asked. He said he was from True Green Lawn Care Company and...

