KIM ABAD

40 going on 900..you're gonna think I'm mean?? I'm just going to be honest. I'm really sweet, just ask me. Don't be scared. The truth as I see it is a beautiful thing.
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Obama and his hot mama

No dummies, I'm not talking about his mother. I saw a tidbit of an interview of Obama and his wife. (broadcast yesterday). And I got to tell you I could hardly hear what they were saying because the...
For me...and maybe just for me...there is nothing more depressing than the pointless drag strip at the movie store. New releases used to excite me...I referred to it as 'walking the wall'. Nowadays...

I'mmmm Baaacckkk......

Wow! I have returned to piss off, stimulate, irritate, irrigate, offend, defend, pretend, lend an ear, bend an ear, break a leg...whatever it takes to get your pulse started. heee heeeMoved to Texas ...

Lay off Mr. o2smedia

To all my psychotic subjects.....my computer has been on the blink for a few weeks. As I am not a computer programmer....but an author...I have not possessed the ability to pull out my magic wand, wa...

Brangelina: Cooled heels

Okay, I know I'm pretty big on slamming most of anything that I have the energy to comment on...but I (think) it's time to cool our heels on the whole Brad and Angie thing. They've been together for ...

Attention: All Druids

Okay, I don't care what you say you believe in...this time of the year we all become druids. We clear that space in the living room (which will look so empty after the tree is gone) re-arrange the fu...
I started singing in a Methodist church in Lakewood California when I was four years old. I didn't have to think about it...it was just a natural thing to do. I became a local bar rock star in Sout...
Okay so my last blog may have been harsh....and I don't hate men...or particularly label them stupid...even when they do stupid stuff. Maybe it's really their mothers that I'm mad at. Because if you ...

Be Ye Warned...(non writers)

Here's a little piece of advice....a little fyi...if you ever encounter a writer, either by common chance or heavy involvement...don't piss them off. Unless your skin is really thick...and you are an...

The Art in Being Human

The 'Art' you ask...yes it is that. For we label anything art that evokes emotion and beauty...or severe ugliness in some cases, art. So being human ...and accepting life for the way it is...can be c...
Ever heard of a grateful list? The 12 step programs are big on it. Sit down and make a list of the things you are grateful for when you are feeling down or sorry for yourself. If you can't find a w...

Critique #7 "Ocean's 13"

"Ocean's 13" Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Matt Damon & Don CheadleWell, first I should have attended a gambler's anonymous meeting before I watched this one just to know what was going on. I don't gam...

WHAT A LOSER!

I'm talking about myself, of course...ha ha ha . I kind of signed up with the eharmony thing...and have been getting alot of responses. From the other lonely losers, I guess. I just have a problem wi...
I said women only so if a guy reads this and replies with a "grosss!" just know that I warned you ...(stupid)..(oops..did I say that out loud?)Any hooters this is for the women...talking about the tab...
Once again this stirs emotion and questions the 'system' we all have come to rely on. This is a touchy matter and I have already engaged in a salty discussion (he saw it more as a fight) over America...
I've about decided to stop coddling my inner child. I don't mean I'm going to be mean to her...(she's had enough of that)...what I mean is I think I'm going to stop holding her back or holding her do...

The Motive of Love

My 'boyfriend' recently left the state. I saw him last week where he said 'I love you', see you tomorrow, 'I promise'. Well, I knew the circumstances he was dealing with and also knew that I was an a...

The TV Blues

This large electronic box in my living room is supposed to entertain me...take me away for a short time to another place with amusing stories and characters. Yet as I try to feed my empty space with t...

W.W.J.D.

What would Jesus do? I think most people that use that phrase don't answer even close to the truth. In most situations, when I observe the actions of alot of so called Christians (to be Christ like,...
So some of you read my blabs...and maybe laugh, get mad...feel something. But I had a realization this morning as I was preparing for a spiritual conference and watching Dave Attells comedy special at...
So you have heard me speak of bullshit phrases....such as the over used 'trying to get out of a mess lines' like "I love you" and "I'm sorry"...here's the one that just pulled into third place...."I p...

Film Critic #6 Mr. Brooks

"Mr. Brooks" Kevin Costner, Demi Moore and Dane CookWell, I didn't have anything to watch and it was Tuesday. Who wouldn't take a chance on these actors??? It made me wish someone would stab me in ...

"Turd Man"

So I've come to the conclusion that the men I have encountered lately are a bunch of turds. And you know what they say about that.."..if you're gonna be a turd..go lay in the yard." I've been stood u...

BLACK MONDAY

In case you didn't know it...lots of Native Americans call Columbus Day "Black Monday". We're not 'Indians' because ...uh...we're not from India. Real history books speak of the time Columbus first ...

Mondays

What is it about Mondays.....I actually think I hate this day. Think about it. The beginning of your 'whatever' week. Tuesdays we work hard to get ball rolling. Wednesdays we bust hump because it's hu...

BAD WEATHER BLUES

So the sun has gone away here in southwest Montana. It's usually beautiful through the fall....and by the time Halloween gets here it's too cold to go out. But we actually have snow on the ground. No ...

Cold and Flu Season

So I'm sitting here with a head full of snot and lungs full of phlegm. My hair hurts, my legs ache, my neck is stiff and I have to go to work. The season of sick. From the end of September through la...

EMOTIONAL LOST AND FOUND

Thank you...I guess.I guess I should thank you for opening up my eyes. I thought they were open but it was really my legs.In the process I opened my soul, which opened my heart and unfortunately cl...

TOUGH CHICKS CRY ALONE

I grew up with older brothers and a mean little sister. I had an emotionally unavailable stepfather and an overprotective mother...want my blood type? I'm the classic tough chick that has to fend for ...

HEAD GAMES

I recently started seeing this new guy (after a divorce and 8 years of hell) and the chemistry would baffle Einstein. After a lunch date, a couple drinks over the period of a week or so we found that...

Comedy

I love comedy...who doesn't. I admire and praise anyone who just stands there and tries to make me laugh. I grew up with the classic comedians...some of my favs, of course, being Carlin, Pryor..later ...

Retro Film Critique

I recently watched the digitally remastered "Warriors" with the opening of director Walter Hill announcing his despise of re-releases...and then he does it anyway. He compares the "Warriors" to Greeks...

Film Critic #5 "Wild Hogs"

"Wild Hogs" rated whatever...John Travolta, William H. Macy, Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence Okay, I grew up on the back of a Harley and have seen all types, from Hell's Angel's on my front lawn to the we...

"Elvis" 30 years

News flash...Elvis is dead..or is he. The estate has more money now than it did when he was alive. I've been to Graceland. Hell...I named a son after 'him'. I don't believe in the worship of Elvis Pre...

Mondays and work

I never go out. But last night a friend and I graced a local watering hole with our presence. Sitting alone at end of the bar we laughed our goofy asses off until we were visited by the barmaid who in...

Film Critic #4 -The Fountain

(Okay chumlies, you know I only review movies that I believe will entertain me in some sort of way. Seriously, almost nothing does that any more. Every Tuesday I roam the endless b.s. aisles praying...

Jeeps heaps

I own a 93 Jeep Grand Cherokee, Limited Edition. White with gold trim, all leather, power everything with a custom sunroof. V8- 4 on the floor at all times. I could drive straight up a mountain. ...

H.I.P.P.A.

HIPPA laws are in place to protect people's personal rights. But how about the stupid part (which could be amended somehow) which won't allow a medical secretary to tell you if the patient you came t...

Work...sucks

I just returned to the workforce after breastfeeding a baby for a year. Now he needs to get a job...as soon as he gets the walking down. I'm not a young whipper snapper...spring chicken..whatever. A...

Single Mothers

I just want to jot out a couple lines for the single mothers of the world. This stuff is hard. I didn't think that when I had these babies that I would be doing it on my own. In college I sat with...

Hail to the Goddess

In doing my personal studies...it is very interesting to find that the first idols of worship and the highest praise was the vulva and the uterus....the makers of life..the WOMAN. A wonderful time of ...
My monitor died while I was blogging and made you suffer the loss of my honest advice and sarcasm. Fret not. I am back to lead the pack to reality.:)

Wow...I flipped out.

Didn't mean to mar anyone's delicate sensibilities about tv. Just needed to air (not err) my feelings about what we feed our brains. Don't wonder why the world is in peril while you veg in front of ...

Reality TV---gag

The "Coreys"....dear lord not another reality show. I was mildly amused when these chumps were on tv back in the late 80's/90's, whatever. I wish the 'Partridge Prick" would fall out of the pear tree...

Bloggety, Bloggers, Blog

Well, it's 2:30 and I don't want chili and milk (hee hee) am I becoming one of those people who wants to sit here and talk to you. Yeah. Because you don't talk back. I checked my account and actually ...

The "News"

I haven't watched the 'news' in years. It should be called the 'bad news' because 90+% is negative crap that fills the ears, nose and throat holes. It's so depressing that the media should issue valiu...

"300"

Did I mention that you have to see "300"???!!!

Film Critic #3

"Zodiac" Jake Gyllanhaal, Robert Downey, Jr. Mark Ruffalothriller-RLike Titanic...you know the ending. I thought this film was dragging until more evidence came in and I was looking for this killer my...

Film Critic #2

"300" Persia / Sparta......Yeah Sparta. Phenomenal picture, soundtrack and history lesson. Do not miss this film. Your heart will soar with victory and you will conquer (at least in your head) all tha...

Yeah!!! Democrats!!!

I don't care if Obama and Clinton string each other up...as long as a Democrat survives to lead us into some sense of sanity. I would vote for a bag of air if it were running against another republica...