I'm a person, with length, width, and depth. I'm not imaginary as far as I can tell; though my best friend insists that I am. I have an extremely dry sense of humor; which some have theorized would make a camel die of thirst. While we have not tested to see if this true; I have been barred from meetings for the local camel owners association just in case. I'm working on a series of books that satire fantasy novels. If it is a success, I'll be sure to write an unbiased review for it here.