In the beginning,there was the Neanderthal man.I mean,first  a few million years went by,then ,there was the Neanderthal man.Of course this all took place after the big bang.that will be another article .Anyway,the first men were Neanderthals.they were big hairy ,ugly,dumb,smelly,stupid,viscous,uncivilized,cave dwelling,animals.needless to say ,they voted republican straight ticket neanderthal.They were hunter gatherers.they made their living by hunting the animals,and killing them and eating them.they gathered anything they could eat or otherwise use,just like my grandpa did..Inside their cave,they would eat meat,and have sex ,they didn't have alot,and no books,they did do great artwork on the cave walls.it is still there today.That artwork is the single greatest achievement of man-kind,in the history of the world.I say man-kind,because they were kinda  like man,but they were Neanderthal.the Neanderthal is extinct.
 Man exists.That is all we know.My good friend,we will call him,anthropologist bill for our purposes,has assured me,the writer,that we ,are what is called man.you can take that to the bank,its worth the price of admission ,and stands all by itself,as the greatest truth in the history of mankind.
So far,we have learned that the Neanderthal was here first,and that he is extinct,and that man is the man now.
that should make you feel good about your own chances of survival.
There are different types of men.How many?there are big men,small men,little men,tiny men,manly men,girly men,tall men,short men,fat men ,thin men,green man,blue man group,manfred man,men at work,the manson family,men who live under bridges,and men who go underwater.there are alot of men.
man exists.Too many men ,exist.
Men also lived in caves ,initially,and fought with other men,just like they still do.actually,you were lucky if you had a cave ,as early man had to roam around following the game or the harvest  gathering stuff..times were tough,you couldn't put your cave on wheels and you had to make you own tent ,out of a couple buffalo ,or mastodon hides.
the early men were great men.far greater than we.they were fearless,they were pure.
Man lived that way for many thousands of year.there was harmony.
then the population of the earth reached a veritable boiling point and exploded with activity,and death and destruction and greed and hell had become the earth.It began  around 7000 years ago,in Egypt,and spread,rapidly,over a couple thousand years.soon,Rome was born,and the inquisition,and in 1492,the tranquility that was America ,was spoiled.