Cell-block D, Leavenworth Federal Prison

Joe - Did you read the Washington Post today?

1285409734 - Never miss it.

Joe - Did you see the article about John McCain's wife?

1285409734 - Yeah, I saw that.  Addicted to pain-killers for years.  Got a doctor from her own damn charity to write her prescriptions using other employee's names from the same charity.

Joe - That's a sweet deal.

1285409734 - If I'd had a sweet deal like that, maybe I wouldn't be in here serving life plus ten for dealing a little crack.

Joe - Me neither.

1285409734 - It's 'cause you're black, bro.

Joe - Thanks for noticing.  But how about you?  Ain't you black, too?

1285409734 - Guilty as charged.

Joe - The article said the DEA "investigated" for 11 months.

1285409734 - (laughs) Didn't find a thing.

Joe - Nuthin'.

They both crack up.  And can't stop.