Morgan - Okay, I called this meeting to discuss arugula.
Senator McCain - What?
Morgan - Arugula.
McCain - What's that?
Wilmet - It's like lettuce, only more hoity-toity.
Billingsley - Obama likes it.
McCain - Obama likes hoity-toity lettuce?
Morgan - You are correct, sir.
McCain - Hooo-eee!  We've got him now, that frickin' elitist!  We'll mock the heck out of that arugula-eatin' fancy-pants!
Billingsley - Precisely, sir.
McCain - Do I know you?
Billingsley - Billingsley, sir, Assistant Chief of Staff?
McCain - Right right.  I like romaine.
Morgan - No, sir.  Absolutely not.
McCain - No, what?  I like romaine lettuce.
Wilmet - Too hoity-toity.
Billingsley - Romaine is a foreign word. 
Wilmet - French.
Morgan - Italian.
Wilmet - I think it's French.
Morgan - It doesn't matter.  You like iceberg lettuce, sir.  Good ol' American iceberg lettuce.
McCain - Yech.  No flavor.  And romaine has more nutritional value.
Morgan - Don't say "nutritional value" ever again, please sir.
McCain - Too hoity-toity?
Morgan - Yessir.
Billingsley - I think he's got it.
McCain - Like that Broadway show.
Morgan - Don't say "Broadway show."
McCain - Got it.  Too hoity-toity.
Morgan - And don't say "hoity-toity" either.
Billingsley - Or "fancy-pants."
Morgan - Or "fancy-dan."
Billingsley - Or "high-fallutin."
McCain - Got it.  Anything else?
Morgan - About those shoes--