A victim of susceptible maniac depression and irritable mood swings, I wouldn’t have ever bothered myself with an article outline such as this or it’s like. But upon being gifted a Coffee Mug with an astrological depiction of my sun sign and it’s prominent characteristic in 7 to 8 bold perspectives, I couldn’t help but think ‘Magnetic…Me?’

Before now, my knowledge of the term magnetic, magnetism or even magnets had sadly been limited to my Physics Classroom at high school. So to put my astrological signs many appraisals to test, I prepared to dissect all the engraved characteristics. They read Passionate, Intuitive, Magnetic, Energetic, Resourceful and Loyal.

The word ‘Magnetic’ itself aroused my best intentions and I quickly broke all depression rules by squirming into my best outfit, snapping some close up shots to send off to local modeling agencies. Result: Two Audition Calls, One for a PEPSI Commercial and the other for a Hair show.

Earlier my notion of choosing mates online was a cheap stunt of pretensions in local chat rooms and the following day I decided to pull a fast one on ‘Magnetism’. Almost immediately after signing into my Yahoo Account and chatting shamelessly in the Singles room, I evidently became a sweetheart of various prospects for approximately 15 minutes only to be replaced by swt_sexy_Cheryl. Result: My current boyfriend who originally belonged to the Singles Chat room group is no longer single of course.

This astrological game was tried, twisted, teased and I have since then being practicing in huge measures all the various charms of my personality. Why not pick up your latest astrological chart or for energy boosting rocket results, consider purchasing the following:

Astrological fridge magnets for your kitchen to remind you of your cuisine expertise.

Astrological badges for purses/ jackets etc. Next time anybody tells you anything ugly– simply look at your badge and you will have 10 reasons to consider otherwise.

Astrological talking parrots- this is the best purchase to boost your Ego. I’m not sure where you may find it, but a pre-recorded message on your mobile of your GOOD astrological traits will endow you the same uplift.

Astrological Mug- My all-time favorite as I am extremely fond of Coffee and Tea. Never had a better companion.

Now you know you’re the Best!