Well i hope they are happy. Who you may ask? I hope the person who invented the spell check is happy because i am putting thier kids through college.  I think every site should be equipped with a spell check. One that sends you a little shock to the fingers if you mispell a word. Wait.....WHAT AM I SAYING? Ok maybe i dont wish that, but someday it will happen. Someday there will be a spell check that zaps your computer chair with you in it when you mispell something in order to improve the grammar of America.

Open mouth insert keyboard. Such an appropriate name for an article written by a person who has mispelled thousands of words on the internet. I have invented new words such as hosue, which in my language means house. Not to mention that pretty soon letter combinations such as lol and brb will become permanently added to our dictionary. I really thought that all the abbreviations ended after highschool. In highschool you have your gpa, your SATs, the ASVABs, the IOWA tests, where you eventually get accepted to Uof M. Seriously in the world of abbreviations we have going now, why do we need more. Then you start having confusion as to what the abbreviations mean. In my world lol means laugh out loud. However i was a little puzzled when my mom was sending me texts about how im doing and whats going on with the little tag of "lol" at the bottom. Whats so funny about how im doing? Come to find out she's a little behind the times and thought it meant "lots of love". This is the sort of thing im talking about. Words are powerful things. No. They were. Now keyboards are more powerful. Not only can they convince someone that you are completely grammatically impaired, they can also give you carpal tunnel, crash your computer, and leave funny little imprints on your forehead after you've fallen asleep at the computer after hours of running the spell check. Beware the keyboard!!!!!!!