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Crash Course in Religious Applications of Quantum Mechanics.
- By Zach Rupp
- Published 06/24/2008
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Zach Rupp
I am a little looney, a student at the University of Central Oklahoma, a musician, and a wanna-be writer. I like beaches, sunsets, toilets, white walls, mops, and vacuums. Let's Dance!
View all articles by Zach Rupp Richard was sitting in the living room writing
“empty” inside all of the scattered boxes. The sun began to peak through the
curtains. Richard: sleep-deprived zone-setting man. When Richard noticed the
bright light punishing him through his blinds, he draped a thick blanket over
the window. He shot a glance at a cigarette burn in the blanket. He shot
another. He looked at the boxes. He crouched behind the door and bolted it shut,
moving the chain bolt 6 times back and forth in its frame, repeating with the
dead-bolt, and finally finishing by locking and then unlocking the doorknob.
Silence, apart from the hum of the microwave in the kitchen which had been
frying his last hotdog for the past thirty minutes, was the only thing keeping
Richard company in his small box-filled apartment. Richard sat back down to
continue his work on the empty boxes.
“Hold on a minute! If empty is written inside, does that mean the boxes are now holding
contents? In fact, can I even comprehend emptiness? Is it-- No!" Richard Gasped. "Zero does not exist!” Richard:
math kid reborn as Rongo Rongo. Richard reached up and touched the yellowed
walls of his living room.”I am the wall, the space between the walls, and the inhabitants
of the next apartment. I am god. God is I. God is we. God is.” As he walked
around feeling the walls, he decided it was Aunt Lou who had moved him into the
apartment complex after his last extended visit to the psychiatric ward. Aunt
Lou: ghost of machu piccu. He didn’t know she was paying to keep him boxed up.
He didn’t know her face. He didn’t know her smile. He didn’t know her toy
poodle that frequently shit on the carpet.
His hand brushed against the vibrating east wall of his kitchen. Vibrations from violent sex brushed his hand. “I am the violent sex in the next room. I am the empty-filled boxes in this room. I am assuming fatigue. I am God. God is I. God are we. God is.” The microwave exploded. Richard: completely flammable piece of thanksgiving hotdog.

