This is because PrintnPost.com is so sweet.

It’s obscene.

It’s un-American.

Obama would unload it.

You know, sweet is ok for the French, but not for the US of A.

I mean, the other day, check this out. David, the dreaded PrintnPost dictator and chief kneecapper, known for hanging free-thinking bloggers from meat hooks borrowed from Dick Cheney, sent me the sweetest, I mean, listen up, the sweetest, e-mail. How y’all doin? You hangin loose out there? And, if I was out of sorts, could he FedEx a coupla million Enron shares to my Madagascar bank.

Hey. You gotta admit. Ole Dave’s an ok guy. Swell. Class. And PrintnPost is an ok place.

But I mean, so much efficiency, niceness, professionalism, decency, class.

It’s plain disgusting.

It’s un-Wall Street.

It’s un-CNN.

It’s un-Lou Dobbs.

I callet that monastery on Mount Athos? They just got cable. Plus they think ole Dave of PrintnPost is a sweet guy, a prophet already.

I’m thinking about Patagonia.

David Lovattsmith at awaille@hotmail.com is a writer, cynic and fervent love/hater of PrintnPost.com. He lives in Montreal, which probably explains everything.