At first, I loved this article! As an English/Literature/Grammar fan (hey, I didn't say expert!) I always cringe when someone says "I could care less" or any of the other everyday acts of brutality committed against the language. I feel like you kind of lost your train of thought and went from poor grammar to poor television. The two may very well be related, but I'd like to see that developed. What happened to your formatting at the end? It's all in bold. That makes it kind of hard to read. But I couldn't agree with you more that John Walson doesn't deserve an extra crown in Heaven (or wherever) for giving us the means to watch Tyra Banks grabbing her guests' derrieres or nonstop coverage of a poker match in which we have no stake.