Wow...the sexual deviants are out in full force this week, and I can't help but share the headlines that were steamy enough to peak even my interest. ( typically that is only done by cereal box analogies prior to my morning caffeine fix)

Let's start with one that was a long time "cumming" ( hahaha I love my puns)   Mattel is suing a porn company for using the name "Barbie"- and because they claim that it insults the positivity Barbie symbolizes. ( So it is ok to instigate young girls into eating disorders but not lives as porn stars?  I don't get it)

Then there are a few penis injuries as well....one of which was caused by a disenheartened ex- wife who decided that it would be fun to catch her ex's member on fire.  The second being a circus performer that got his unit stuck in a vaccuum cleaner as part of an act that went awry.

That's not all...this week in sex has also seen Australian drag queen awards, senior polls stating that they use theirs into their 70's, and a robbery in which a vibrator was used to hold up a bookmaker's shop in Britain.

Now that's some hot news.......